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Clitorious

Clitorious- another word for awesome.
mostly used in extremely good circumstances

*Can be substituted for Clitorasaurus*
Nick: whats up?
Ian: Bro, My girlfriend gave me head, I found a hundred dollars, and tamed a unicorn! It's been a clitorious day!
by Medicos November 8, 2011
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Abnormally large clitoris

An extremely small penis that is often confused for a womens clitoris.
When tony presented his penis she confused it for an abnormally large clitoris.
by Wicked shark May 9, 2011
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clitoris

a sensitive piece of skin that can give you an orgasm
I was playing around on my pussy and I was messing with my clit and got an orgasm
by horny girl July 15, 2005
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Clitorisaurus

A female sexual organ that has been enlarged to allow a woman to fuck a man. It is typically elicited by men who have acted like jerks or pussies.
Michael was being such an impotent douche, Laura had to summon her clitorisaurus to put him in his place.
by Alpha Zulu April 1, 2010
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Webbed Clitoris

An increasingly common insult at my school. Originally started when a boy, who is known to have webbed feet, got defensive when someone said to him during a playful argument "Yeah, well you got webbed feet!" After thinking for a few seconds, his retaliation was "Yeah, well you've got a webbed clitoris!" The insult is actually very weak and doesn't actually mean anything in this context, but if you wish to start saying to people "you've got a webbed clitoris" just to see the confused look on their face, there isn't anything stopping you!
Female teen: Ya mum's fatter than those twins riding motorbikes!
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah well YOUR mum's so ugly when she applied to the circus, the freaks blew chunks!"
Female teen: Yeah, well you got webbed feet! FACT!"
Boy with webbed feet: Yeah, well you got a webbed clitoris!
Female teen: *gives boy awkward look* er...what?
Boy with webbed feet: OWNED.
by Butt o'secks March 23, 2008
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clitorub

Ho: clitorub me!
Tiger woods: ok
ho: oh yea!!!!
by thedarkpower January 5, 2010
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Inverted Clitoris Cheeks

The act of taking one's fingers and putting them inside the clit then gripping and pulling gently outward towards the knees. For this process to continue, a male must ejaculate into the folds of the fleshy gooch. Once this has been completed, fold the clitoris into itself as if you are folding a cream cheese wonton and then insert it back into the vaginal canal.
Toby: "Oh my goodness! I just aced my math test!"
Laura: "Inverted clitoris cheeks."
by Michael Literis December 18, 2019
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