Hairy Cave

A lady's vagina that has not seen the light of day for years and as a result as a wild mane of hair that is probably all tangled and full of small woodland creatures.
Michelle's hairy cave was like looking into the wilderness, I think I seen a vole in there.
by Hughie Baby December 30, 2007
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the carl cave

I was 8 inches deep in The Carl Cave last night.
by Butwhere December 07, 2018
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Gandalf's Cave

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.
Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by mattcrowley1234 July 29, 2010
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Cave buddy

A male friend that has had sexual intercourse with a female that another male friend has
Oh you boned her too? We're totally cave buddies! (cave buddy)
by PrizzleDizzle July 28, 2009
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Cave Turkey

A very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. This creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. They thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. Carnivorous Turkey's that will kill and eat you if given the chance.
"God you scared me, as if a Cave Turkey were in the room"

"This crime scene looks like a bunch of Cave Turkey's have been here"
by Tommy 2 Shoes February 06, 2010
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Cave Jew

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper
They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar
by murkishboy January 03, 2012
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aids cave

Allen? That guy has an aids cave for sure.
by Tony rom Bethel November 16, 2007
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