Calvin Kleining

Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.

Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining

by Proudweareofallofthem August 23, 2012

CALVIN

Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.

Calvin is the most charming guy in the universe.

by manvswolf June 11, 2018

Calvin Klein

What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.

Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"

Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."

Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"

Friend: "..Maybe."

booty ralph lauren

by jeremyrepublic August 16, 2016

Calvin Klein

When you’re not quite Gucci, but you’re getting there.

Friend: We Gucci? Me: We’re Calvin Klein.

by KarGuy November 11, 2020

Steamy Calvin

When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo

Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.

by Amponny February 23, 2011

Calvin Klein

the type of underwear every lil fuck boy wears a little higher than their pants so when they take off their shirt everyone can see the brand of underwear there wearing.

Tom; "did you see that fight between alex and john???"
Mark; "yup sure did"
Tom; "did u see when alex took off his shirt?"
Mark; "ugh that lil fuck boy?"
Tom; "why is he a fuck boy?'
Mark did you what underwear he was wearing?"
Tom; no why?
Mark; he was wearing calvin klein"
Tom; "ooooh fuck alex!, that lil fuck boy"
Mark; "fuck that lil fuck boy"

by Just gonna keep it real wit u August 15, 2019

Calkins

Really competitive yet, and soundly hall. Usually tries to dominate any function that may occur. Has really anti-social residents, and social clicks. Dislikes south campus, and hates their walks to class!

I beat Calkins.

by Troutie!!!! October 5, 2011