curly mustache

1. A mustache one must locate.

2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.

// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:

IT'S MARVEL BABY!

EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?

...

OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!

OLD SCHOOL!

SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...

MAG-FUCKING-NETO...

CURLY MUS-TAAASH!

MAKE IT RAAAIN!

FUCK THE KNICKS.

// Match ends.

by cockBOMB August 24, 2008

Curly Whirly

A person with constantly entangled pubic hair. (Plural: Curly Whirlies. May refer to couples)

"Hey, Jerry! I heard you and your Curly Whirly partner reached poogasm!"

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

Sucker Carlson

An increasingly popular nickname for the Fox News buffoon, Tucker Carlson.

As a person who appears to believe whatever disinformation he is told, no matter what the source, and then function as a highly paid purveyor of extremist bullshit, Sucker Carlson has been cherry-picked as the mouthpiece for right-wing fascist authoritarianism.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2022

Toe curling orgasm

An orgasm so amazingly good that your toes involuntarily curl.

Jack: I had sex for 2 hours straight last night! Not including foreplay!
Casey: Wow. How'd that end for ya?
Jack: It was awesome. I toe curling orgasm for sure.

by Casey0328 May 28, 2009

carlsberg export

An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly elderly ladies, will do anything to stop it crossing the border, including pushing the lorry drivers down the cellar stairs.

Carlsberg Export is so good the danish don't want it to leave.

by TV Boy June 19, 2005

Tucker Carlson

A raving idiot who scares old white people with racist nonsense expressed in a loud voice.

You know Fucks News is on, because Tucker Carlson is staring at the camera with his creepy Tuck Face!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

curlybohb

An annoying, perverted snob who won't ever shut up no matter who's around. Many curlybohbs don't have a clue what your talking about when you call them that which is why it is a useful word for non-curlybohbs. The "bohb" part of the word refers to "snob."

"did you hear what those curlybohbs were talking about the other day? those

freaks need to shut up!"

by Salamandate June 1, 2009