1. To send a text message breaking up with someone. Generally not a good idea, as you have no idea if they're out of service of if their phone is broken.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
2. To rip out a girls heart.
by Bexxi_Breakdown June 10, 2009
Get the Text Message Breakup mug.The act of taking a girlfriend on a picnic, or any form of overly romantic date before a premeditated break-up. Can become a trademark of a specific male.
John-Man, I'm tired of Becky, she has a small butt, I'm taking her on a breakup-picnic
Becky- Omg! John is taking me on a picnic!
Mary- Oh sweety, John only takes his girls on picnics when he wants to break up with them!
Becky- Omg! John is taking me on a picnic!
Mary- Oh sweety, John only takes his girls on picnics when he wants to break up with them!
by llamajockey16 October 30, 2012
Get the Breakup-picnic mug.When someone, after breaking up with you but promising that the two of you will stay friends, breaks contact completely and decides they no longer want to even be friends.
The double breakup goes something like this.
Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."
Not long after....
Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."
Mikey: "Hey I don't want to be in a relationship with you anymore, but I care about you and I want to be friends."
Not long after....
Mikey: "I don't want to be friends anymore, either."
by Psammead6 May 27, 2013
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Get the breakup wine mug.The word "breakup" should never be used with marriage. A breakup is a bummer, a divorce is a tragedy.
Now, for a man, a breakup is usually the best decision you could ever make. Generally, leaving a girl you don't see yourself with is tough but ultimately awesome. And if she broke up with you, that's a drag but that's proof of her lack of good judgment. Ditch her.
For a woman, though, a breakup is one of the worst things that you could ever do. For any man to tie himself down to a woman at all in this culture is an incredible thing - you don't know what you're missing. Ladies, if you were the one broken up with, sorry - Jesus is the only man you can count on to never leave you, all the rest can be flakes.
Worth saying - if you're not a man or woman, but rather a boy or a girl, get over it. You're too young to care about breakups.
And yes I'm still bitter. Of course.
Now, for a man, a breakup is usually the best decision you could ever make. Generally, leaving a girl you don't see yourself with is tough but ultimately awesome. And if she broke up with you, that's a drag but that's proof of her lack of good judgment. Ditch her.
For a woman, though, a breakup is one of the worst things that you could ever do. For any man to tie himself down to a woman at all in this culture is an incredible thing - you don't know what you're missing. Ladies, if you were the one broken up with, sorry - Jesus is the only man you can count on to never leave you, all the rest can be flakes.
Worth saying - if you're not a man or woman, but rather a boy or a girl, get over it. You're too young to care about breakups.
And yes I'm still bitter. Of course.
When Jill dumped James, James was sad because he actually cared about her. But the breakup ended up being the best thing for him - he found Sarah, she realized the treasure he is, and they got hitched soon after. However, old Jill floated around from boy to boy but never found true love again and eventually died lonely, childless, and hopeless.
by Mr. Gaga, yo. September 2, 2010
Get the breakup mug.Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.
In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!
by Dumped Via Text October 11, 2011
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