batwings

when your sack sticks to both legs

"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"

by anonymous February 12, 2004

Ear biting

An act of foreplay that feels extremely good in a weird way

Guy 1: Yesterday my girlfriend did something extremely sexy.
Guy 2: What did she do?
Guy 1: Oh, just ear biting.

by Mick12 January 12, 2012

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

asian baiting

Non-asian people imitating or trying to appear asian.

Usually surrounding East Asian features and stereotypes.

AsianBaiters mimic East Asians and use excuses like "it is just makeup" or "my friends cousins sister has a dog who's friends owner is East Asian"

Similar to Weebs and Koreaboos! They can obsess over anime and think BTS will marry them and will most likely get a tattoo with Chinese characters... even when they don't understand Chinese.

if you do this go to therapy!

PERSON 1: "I look so kawaii in my school girl outfit with chopsticks in my hair, I look more asian that you"
E-Asian PERSON : .............................................................................................................................. "yes Becky the blue eyes and blonde balayage is really giving off uwu vibes pOp oFf siS! maybe if you go to china town someone will think you're a LoCAL". *ALL SARCASM*

E-Asian Person: "Here everyone you can see the wild Asianbaiter, Asian Baiting in their natural habitat"

by bussywagon4000 December 27, 2021

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007

The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.

Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

by camilleq September 10, 2006

baking brownies

when one farts excessively - the smell of "baking brownies"

Holy shit, Paul's baking brownies! Go to the toilet paul!

by barneyg June 20, 2003