Joel

joel is a perfect alpha male with absoloutely no flaws what so ever he has a sizzling six-pack and he is the farther and better version of all gods he does not care about your religion the only thing that matters to him is how much of a sex magnet he is which shouldnt even be a concern because he has been effortlessly attracting women for decades

girl 1"i feel this strange horny feeling"
girl 2 "yeah is because joel is around"

by chad chadinson February 13, 2019

Joeling

To masturbate

I caught Adam in the guest room joeling during the New Year's Eve party.

by Gvilleddq January 04, 2014

joel

the gay kid

yo. your like joel over there

joel: yo im gay

friends: haha we are gonna call gay people joel now

by on godyounoob March 30, 2020

Joel

An idiot who thinks he is smart.

That Joel must go suck one.

by Milkycow August 29, 2018

Joel

A pure Ghanaian boy that does voodoo and uses it against his enemies when needed so be careful when u meet a joel

Boy: yoo chill he does voodoo

Girl: I ain’t scared of joel

by Jdndhd March 04, 2019

a joel

Something that seems like a very good idea at first but then turns out to be the worst decision you have ever made.

Sleeping with her seemed good at the time, but it turned out to be a joel.

by awfulshow August 20, 2007

joel

he has the smallest dick of all time and nobody likes him.

everybody hates joel

by goidasnvdsf;sd November 02, 2020