ass contractions 

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

ass contractions by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.

" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"

Ass Carrot by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

ass coal 

That piece of shit that you cant get out of your ass hairs.

I had to wipe that ass coal for 20 min just to put my underwear back on.

I was going to lick that bitches butt,until i noticed that ass coal

ass coal by atime January 16, 2009

ass duck 

A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

ass duck by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

ass lancing 

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006

ass wreck 

to fornicate in a most vociferous manner

I ass wrecked some bimbo last night.

ass wreck by alex2007 May 5, 2007

ass carving 

1)the act of profusely having straight or gay anal intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the rectum

2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison

Roger: Damn John I did some intense ass carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!!
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...

ass carving by Patrick Moeller July 13, 2007