A name for Wiggle Wigglebottom coined by based enbie grumpus Floofty Fizzlebean, considering the former's an extravagant, loud, attention-seeking bitch while her singing is absolutely dreadful that will make your ears bleed.
"Darling, they once called me a "vociferous profligate". I'm terribly insulted though I have NO idea what that even means."
-Wiggle Wigglebottom
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.