1)the act of profusely having straight or gay anal intercourse usually resulting in some kind of bleeding of the rectum
2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison
2)raping of the anus enforced with a sharp object or shank; especially in prison
Roger: Damn John I did some intense ass carving with that malaysian hooker last night!!!
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...
John: You DO know that that hooker was a transvestite right?
Roger: Well, that would explain the penis...
by Patrick Moeller June 15, 2007
When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.
A phrase to express your frustration.
A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
by SkyukaDave June 23, 2007