J-Tizzy Goat

A blonde individual located on the upper north shore/beaches often found with enlarged balls due to his unconventional use of a bathroom (ED).

Weaknesses include: (ED), Monte(SF)(EV), Land sports and Chem.

J-Tizzy Goat the game started half an hour ago why haven't you left home.

by Everythingismint September 05, 2023

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear August 01, 2021

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 June 17, 2017

Goatted YouTuber

A Minecraft YouTuber that gets no bitches

Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber

by Goatted January 03, 2023

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 17, 2008

Goat Tissue

A goat tissue is a man in his 30's and has a goatie(beard). His name has to be Andy or Andrex because its a brand off tissues. Andy/Andrex is a very funny sarcastic person and can't sing

Look its Goat Tissue. Shit RUN

by Meanings by kiki & Niki August 08, 2018

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 14, 2015