TheDankWolf1995's definitions

JEEP

Jack-off Everyday, Except Passover

He's driving a JEEP. He's beating his meat 364 days a year.

by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022

Enhanced Billy Goat Techniques

The act of tying someone up, with a billy goat suspended on a platform with grate openings, to either be milked of its semen or fed to shit on the person tied down.

An operator called goatman uses enhanced billy goat techniques to get information out of his neighbor.

by TheDankWolf1995 September 16, 2025

Trevor

A weird individual, usually between early 20s to late 40s with a very bad psychotic disorder, extreme anger, huffs paint and tries very hard to buy up local illegal activities (primarily drugs and guns).

Guy 1: "come see the news!
Guy 2:"What's the problem?"
Guy 1: "There was a Trevor living in our neighborhood."
Guy 2:"Oh yea I recognize that guy"
Guy 1:"You do?"
Guy 2:"He's the guy that sleeps butt-naked in front of his garage and shits behind the sheriff's office."

by TheDankWolf1995 May 22, 2018

trailer park mama

1) A woman (usually in her late 20s into her early 40s) who has 2 or more kids and sleeps around with everyone in the neighborhood (or town).

2) A slutty white woman (usually overweight, or slim build) who sleeps exclusively with black men and resents the fact that she had kids.

3) A woman with many bastard children who solely depends on the welfare system to take care of her and her poor life choices. May or May not be an alcoholic or a drug addict, resides in poor, run-down parts of town.

Person 1: Hey, Kimberly's single. Why haven't you asked her out?
Person 2: She is a trailer park mama. I don't need that drama.

by TheDankWolf1995 July 19, 2022