fake friend

The classification of an acquaintance with the particular purpose of keeping oneself emotionally uninvolved and unattached; Permits one to say anything without fear of insult or injury.

Carrie decided to become fake friends with Steve so that they could get to know each other without worrying about the commitments of real friendship.

George, after 50 years of marriage, told his aged but beautiful wife, Ethel, that they were never really friends; they were only fake friends and it was the sweetest thing ever.

fake friend by beautyqueen411 December 29, 2007

SRT-Fake 

Disgusting cars with disgusting engines. Have fun with your disgraceful charger/magnum/etc. Any car can be fast with SACRIFICE. These cars suck at life and you blow if you get one.

WOW! Its a dodge magnum SRT-Fake.

SRT-Fake by Master Wiseness November 7, 2006

Fake duu 

Somebody who is unloyal to their friends and goes out of their way to stab someone in the back.. refuses to "Roll Deep" with their crew.

Carmine is a Fake duu.

Fake duu by True Duu July 14, 2006

Fake glasses 

A gay cunt who thinks he looks good but he just looks like a gay wannabe model

Hey did u see that guy with the fake glasses, he must like it up the ass

Fake glasses by Butch Magee August 11, 2017

fake ass African 

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.

Herb is involved with a fake ass African and doesn't have a clue. His life savings will be gone soon if he doesn't wake up from his sick old man fantasies.

fake ass African by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008

fakespeak

A manner of speaking in non-real terms; using catch phrases and in-jokes to replace actual words and expressive language.

"We don't say real words to each other anymore..and fakespeak has taken the place of our old conversations when we said real things."

fakespeak by Meanstatter September 20, 2006

fakestagram 

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?

Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.

fakestagram by JohnnyApocalypse May 4, 2014