Wafflenuts 

Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.

I need to get out of this canoe and air out my burning wafflenuts.

Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016

wafflemouth 

1) Someone with a really wide mouth, who can fit an entire waffle in it at once.

2) A really wide mouth that can fit an entire waffle at once.

Jenny would be pretty cute if she weren't such a wafflemouth.

wafflemouth by dictopodes May 20, 2018

Waffler 

Someone who is talking a load of fucking rubbish. There tends to be no one listening to them and what they’re saying is of no importance whatsoever.

Abi: “guys my feet feel like salty goats”
Danny: “shush you waffler”

Waffler by Jenny tilia November 30, 2019

Wafflism

Religious affiliation associated with the worship of the Great Waffle in the sky. The Great Waffle created the Gods of all else who worship, such as Buddha, the christian God (including Jesus), etc, and all prophets associated. Ironically paralleling with Dante's Inferno, there are 16 squares of Waffle Hell controlled by the Great Pancake in the ground.

Wafflism PWNS!!1

Wafflism by cheese0killer November 17, 2010

Waffling the Pancakes

When one person wildly misinterprets a post or cmment, usually on Twitter and TikTok, so that the OP looks bad. This usually occurs when a chronically online teenager tries to accuse the original poster of ableism, homophobia, racism and other forms of bigotry when the original post didn't intend to. Said responses are referred to as "waffled pancakes".

The phrase is in reference to a Twitter user who described the phenomenon with an analogy using pancakes and waffles. People tend to reply to waffled pancakes and screenshots of waffled pancakes with a screenshot of said tweet. It reads as follows:

"Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?'

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."

Person A: Do y'all remember these when you were a kid #nostalga *Posts a picture of Beados*
Person B: Ummmmm this is had a date rape drug in these????? Is this supposed to promote sexual assault?? Besides, not all kids had the privilege of having toys, you classist POS! Check your privilege and educate yourself! I'm shaking!!!!!!!!
Person A: Wow. Waffling the pancakes much?

Waffling the Pancakes by StarGarnet03 November 3, 2022

Wafflehouser 

A person, male or female, that overly uses terms of endearment that you would hear a waitress in a Waffle House use. Such as doll, hun, hunny, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar etc. This person uses these terms on everyone from complete strangers to best friends.

Chance is a complete wafflehouser.

How can you tell if the girl gave you a pet name or if she is a wafflehouser

She keeps calling my husband babe. Do you think she is hitting on him or is she a wafflehouser?

Wafflehouser by DJBigBrower September 14, 2014

skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

skaddle-pack your own waffles by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011