Wafflism

Religious affiliation associated with the worship of the Great Waffle in the sky. The Great Waffle created the Gods of all else who worship, such as Buddha, the christian God (including Jesus), etc, and all prophets associated. Ironically paralleling with Dante's Inferno, there are 16 squares of Waffle Hell controlled by the Great Pancake in the ground.

Wafflism PWNS!!1

Wafflism by cheese0killer November 17, 2010

Wafflistic 

absolutely amazing; legit; the epitome of greatness

"Cristina, you are so wafflistic"

"haha no clint, that be you"

Wafflistic by clintina April 19, 2010

Waffleism

waffleism is more than just a belief, its a lifestyle- a dedication of your life to syrupy goodness. some may ask how this came along and the truth is that it's always been. since the beginning of time there were waffles, there were strawberries, there was syrup and there were blueberries. it took mankind nearly four thousand to come to this realization. but now we can unite: one nation, under waffles.

solomon: some people just dont understand the deep connection between a man (or a woman) and waffles.
brittany: what a pity.
solomon: if only people would convert to waffleism, then theyd be truely happy.

Waffleism by brittmes11 June 30, 2011

Waffleism

(1)The Religion Propagated by His venerable God-Emperor Kapope, and his inner circle of devoted followers, the upper echelon of The Waffleist Church.
Followers of the Man-God are encouraged to think freely, hone defensive combat skills,
increase their general creative and intellectual output and input, participate in daily meditative séances and spread the Word of the Shell that is Truth.
(2) Is often misused to express a distinct love of waffles.

'Hail Kapope! Hail Waffleism! Death to the shell of Truth!'

" And bane, called forth from miasma, ye are the curved edge of the Waffleism; you will be known as Nigger Knight, and thou shalt cleanse and purge all who seek to perceive. " - Kapope

Waffleism by RunningRedheaded August 27, 2007

Waffleism

Waffleism is a religon started by a discord user named Cyber, It is a religon that shares the truth of the world. After eating some soggy waffles Cyber came to the realisation that we all are in fact waffles.

"Waffleism is the true religion" "Yes i agree"

Waffleism by anonymous November 24, 2020