Jersey Jack

Demonym (name) for the male inhabitants of New Jersey, the state that is better than New York City.

Gal: Are you a Jersey Jack?
Guy: I very well am. I've visited everything between High Point and Cape May!

by Sunset King December 9, 2020

Jack Brady

A word to describe touching up a girl up in the back of the class. Often used by people in year 10 (United Kingdom).

Friend: Hey look its Noa (Ollies Girlfriend)
Me : Let me pull a Jack Brady

by Ollie <3 Noa October 15, 2021

Jack Winn

A description of a male called 'Jack' who is undoubtedly a homosexual

Look at that Jack Winn over there what a homo.

by daddyluke6969 August 19, 2021

Dirty Jack

Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.

“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

jack-rut

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell

“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”

by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021

Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

Jack and Dez

A very in love couple. Dez is a very short girl who loves her boyfriend Jack with all she's got.She has a dog named Sparky . She loves Jack so much that when he's absent from school, her whole day is upside down and she can't wait to see him next. Jack feels the same way about Dez. He loves her with everything he's got, more than Dez realizes. They shall one day spawn billions and billions of babies who will rise to take over the world.

Person 1: "did you see that cute couple?"

Person 2: "yeah bro they are such a Jack and Dez"

by SparkyTheDog December 31, 2012