jack nipples

Next to nothing.

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!

by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017

jack the spack

Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man

Jack the spack is a man who loves spacks

by Jack the spack April 25, 2017

Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

to knife-jack

to kidnap someone at knife point, then proceed to take them hostage, threaten, rape, or in some cases, kill them.

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.

if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015

palate jack

When you release a load onto recipient’s tongue (palate), thus completing the act of palate jacking.

Met your dad at a bar, gave him a good old palate jack.

by Jackmaster3001 March 8, 2023

Jack pussy

A guy who acts like a girl

Tell that Jack pussy to find his balls and man up.

by Breath39 October 5, 2016

jack kirk

Virgin for life

You are such a jack kirk

by #virgin January 24, 2018