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ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 

A store that does sell quality clothes that are marginally over priced for people that tend to care about how they look and how others view them. Everyone saying abercrombie quality sucks are wanks that dont know what theyre talking about. Some of the shirts are so soft and comfy, its worth the price. I think the bashers get pissed about abercrombie because the typical AnF wearer has certain physical features that are appealing to others, and when they dont have that and are wearing abercrombie, they will be laughed at, while the outgoing stud sporting a fitted shirt and low rise jeans with a blue and white puka shell necklace reaps the compliments and gets hugs from the most curvasious girls of the school, and then invited to that weekends post game party. Face it fella's, the way you look is judged by everyone, and by wearing cheap kmart clothes that dont appeal to the mass isnt going to boost your social standing, and those people are gonna be making negative judgements about you. That doesnt mean wear abercrombie and youll be popular, but by wearing clothes that the masses think look good on you is gonna make you more well liked, acceptable, interested in, associable, and possibly even envied if yuor good enough. That gives you the advantage of favoritism, which is a very good thing to have. Your life will be that much easier, which by nature, we strive to have.

Point in case: http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view? username=xlickablex (theres a space between the ? and username, put it together)
"Pretty boy": Hey angel, I think your ass is bangin' in those abercrombie jeans, your waist looks so good I cant wait until I go over friday night and get to feel you up!
"Hot girl": Ill be wearing a shirt revealing my midrift and a miniskirt so you can notice my fantastic tan and toned tummy, let me touch those abs because theres so nice, lets love outselves.
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Abercrombie and Fitch 

Abercrombie and Fitch, an overpriced clothing store where all the rich white kids go to spend their parents hard earned money on clothes all their friends are wearing because they have no sense of individuality or making decisions for themselves on how they look. Normally just have FITCH stamped on them. If you buy these clothes, you're a fucknut, and I pray you overdose at some point in your pathetic life. Go buy normal clothes.

Also, if you're a guy and you go here, you don't even need to come out of the closet, your parents already know.
Girl: My daddy just gave me this wad of cash to buy clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch! *holds up wad of cash with stupid look on her face*

Me:...Will...to...live...fading...

Abercrombie and Fitch by Geinto February 9, 2008

Abercrombie 

It's a fucking clothing store.
Typical urban dictionary faggot: Raaagraaagraaa Abercrombie clothing stores anger me! I'm going to post on Urban Dictionary about it! *levels up troll shaman in WoW, weighs 300 lbs, has no friends or real hobbies*

Abercrombie Zombie

Someone who shops at Abercrombie & Fitch or one of its clone stores. While this doesn't apply to all who shop there, those that style themselves in this way (preppy) tend to be empty-headed and too obsessed about their image. Known for wild generalizations about boys or rabid following of surfer-looking guys. These people (some gay or metrosexual boys are Abercrombie Zombies) are often known for harassing hapless Europeans and giggling over every blink of a moderately attractive male.
Lena, Emily, Suzie and Gretchen are all trying to get photos with that frightened-looking dutch guy. they must be Abercrombie Zombies

Brenda is wearing ripped, paint-splattered jeans that she bought for $69. She is an Abercrombie Zombie

aberrosexual 

aberrosexual
a·be·rro·sex·ual \ˈabərəoˈsɛksjʊəl \
Noun.

1. Anatomically and biologically aberrant or incorrect sexual behavioral choice. One that behaves sexually in an anatomically and biologically unnatural, abnormal, or incorrect manner.

2. (Sociology) One whose sexual behavioral choices deviate from what is considered ethically or morally acceptable, socially normal or anatomically and biologically correct.

3. (Psychology) a person that engages in sexual behavior, conduct or practices that are aberrant, or that deviate from what is anatomically and biologically natural, normal or correct. Such as aberrosexualism, bisexualism, fetishism, homosexualism, lesbianism, necrophilism, sadomasochism, scopophilia, voyeurism, zoophilism, etc.

Adjective.
1. (Sociology) of or relating to what is socially considered unacceptable, abnormal, or atypical sexual or pseudosexual behavior

2. (Psychology) of or relating to a craving or obsession for anatomically and biologically aberrant sexual behavioral choices; to aberrosexuals or aberrosexualism

3. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Biology) of or relating to sexual behavior or conduct that is anatomically and biologically abnormal, unnatural, or incorrect

<> Synonyms: sodomite, sexual deviant, sexual pervert (outdated/obsolete: homosexual)
<> Antonyms: orthosexual, sexually correct or normal (outdated/obsolete: heterosexual)
1. Steve is an aberrosexual, but he's not an aberrosexualist or partisan of the aberrosexual ideology!

2. Aberrosexual behavioral choices are universally frowned upon because they are anatomically and biologically aberrant.

3. Jacob clearly has aberrosexual preferences, but he is respectful of others.

4. Aberrosexual is a scientific term that terrifies those it describes because it cuts through all the deceptive and misleading propaganda.
aberrosexual by Ortho Communicator November 20, 2020

abercrombie 

store thats too expensive and the large fits me and im 4'11 and 95 pounds... and that little shirt will be over $30 just cuz it has a moose on it.. people think they are better then you because they are wearing a moose on their shirt..?? werrd??
girl who grew up in the struggle::omg your jacket's really cute it looks a lot like mine. how much was it? i bet it was more then mine was.

abercrombian:: it was like $50, but i got it on sale it was a $150 (this person now thinks shes cooler cuz she got a "$150" jacket)

girl who grew up in the struggle:: but it still looks a lot like mine does

abercrombian:: but mine has a moose

WHAT A WHORE!
abercrombie by poor girl March 5, 2005

Abercrombie 

A clothing store highly popular among lemmings...oops i mean teenagers. There is alot of prewashed/prebleached/
prewarn-in/pretorn-up denim and t-shirts. It is over priced and I personally think the music in there is enough to drive anyone crazy. They have sweat shops and gift certificates usually end in you spending at least $10 more than you were givin. I would also like to say that it isn't just goths and burnouts that don't like it. I'm a straight A student, I wear hollister (i buy no pre-screwed up denim though), american eagle and areopastle. My friends (who are cheerleaders, amongst other things) hate it as well.
I bet she got those jeans you can almost see through at Abercrombie.
Abercrombie by anonymous21212 June 11, 2005