scratchmaster101's definitions
1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011
Get the Penismug. by scratchmaster101 May 16, 2011
Get the Pinupmug. 1. A very interesting person who has developed a certain skill to the point of perfection. An Upcoming Artist is someone who is developing a skill to the point of perfection. Artists can be good at anything, painting, sculpture, neurosurgery, math, often using skills from one talent to excel in another field
(many doctors are artists). Artists are very eager to learn new things in their constant pursuit of perfection, and true artists make work that is absolutely perfect. Artists can't be described as either type A or type B, or social or antisocial, since anyone who strives for perfection of anything is really an artist. Good artists study up on the work of masters (people who pioneer new technology, philosophies, or created work that can be understood through multiple viewpoints as great leaps forward).
2. A term used by lazy rats or people with inflated egos to explain why they don't have a real job/life/friends. These people often are not willing to learn or try new things, insisting that they already have all the skills they need to be great. These people make no contributions to larger society whatsoever and are a general pest. You can find some of them at art galleries making bombastic or inflated statements about the art there instead of getting outside and curing polio or teaching people.
(many doctors are artists). Artists are very eager to learn new things in their constant pursuit of perfection, and true artists make work that is absolutely perfect. Artists can't be described as either type A or type B, or social or antisocial, since anyone who strives for perfection of anything is really an artist. Good artists study up on the work of masters (people who pioneer new technology, philosophies, or created work that can be understood through multiple viewpoints as great leaps forward).
2. A term used by lazy rats or people with inflated egos to explain why they don't have a real job/life/friends. These people often are not willing to learn or try new things, insisting that they already have all the skills they need to be great. These people make no contributions to larger society whatsoever and are a general pest. You can find some of them at art galleries making bombastic or inflated statements about the art there instead of getting outside and curing polio or teaching people.
Leonardo Da Vinci was a great artist who employed his many talents to create beautiful works of art and science.
Jill the artist has been holed up in her studio working on a mural for a children's hospital and wants to get every detail right.
Jack used his ability to copy and artistic skill to make tactile replicas of paintings and sculptures to put in museums for blind people. He is an artist.
Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.
Jill the artist has been holed up in her studio working on a mural for a children's hospital and wants to get every detail right.
Jack used his ability to copy and artistic skill to make tactile replicas of paintings and sculptures to put in museums for blind people. He is an artist.
Henry dropped out of community college and hasn't bathed or cleaned his apartment in weeks because he's an "artist" and doesn't understand why people won't buy paintings from his "Shit on a Canvas" series.
by scratchmaster101 November 17, 2011
Get the Artistmug. by scratchmaster101 October 16, 2011
Get the Rachael Raymug. Putting gold caps on your teeth and begging to get your jaw broken by a crackhead. Make your teeth look nasty and a waste of money. Eating ruins them and can't look good on anybody. Unless you do something really creative with them, nobody wants to see. Go pay ur rent instead.
Dumbass: Yaaawwww! Lookit mah grillz!!!
Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!
<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>
Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!
Crackhead: sdnvoieufnrlviaurehjgklrnbkhgz.kjgheil!!
<Crackhead breaks guy's jaw and takes his grillz to buy crack and a cardboard box to sleep in>
Dumbass (now without teeth): Mmmmffphfmmfmmmmffffff!!
by scratchmaster101 May 19, 2011
Get the Grillzmug. A woman who enjoys the romantic and sexual company of other women. Contrary to popular belief, do not play with dildos and are not all sexually frustrated women who haven't gotten any from men. Lesbians cannot be changed.
<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
<<little known fact>>
Real hardcore lesbian women (not the hoes you see in porn)'s vaginas are lined with many rows of small razor-sharp teeth. When a douchey guy with no respect for personal space (most guys are not this douchey) tries to enter the cavity with his penis, the teeth will clamp down on his now helpless member and rip it to shreds and spit it out.
Douche: I tried to fuck Zuleka, and now my dick is just a sad pile of mush.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.
Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
Jake: (laughs) You knew she was lesbian, right.
Douche: C'mon. I could tell she wanted my cock.
Jake: You're a sad excuse for a man.
Sarah loves pussies and is a lesbian.
by scratchmaster101 December 7, 2010
Get the Lesbianmug. Food of the gods and of New Yorkers. An open-faced pie made with (in order of appearance) toppings (usually mushroom or broccoli. The works does well too), cheese (not too much please! and extra melty), and tomato sauce (lots of it). It can be found at the Church of Deliciousness, a.k.a., the pizza place: a haven for grease, friends, drugs, and loud italian and hispanic chefs.
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love
Pizza is praised among physicians for containing the four major food groups; dairy, breads, vegetables, and love
Even rich people in New York eat pizza
Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?
Deigo: What're you doing after school
Maddie: I'm going to the pizza place. Wanna come?
by scratchmaster101 February 22, 2011
Get the Pizzamug.