Eat My Shorts 

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

Eat My Shorts by jenni January 5, 2005

Eat My Shorts 

As in the movie 'The Breakfast Club', another way to say "Eat my shit!"

Bender (to Vernon): Eat my shorts!

Eat My Shorts by DiveInPuddles8 July 5, 2003

shart 

v. - The act of farting in hopes that it will just be air, but to ones' dismay...a little shit comes out.

I thought it was just a little gas...but no...it was a freakin' shart.

shart by cathrynRules February 11, 2004

shart 

When you fart, but accidently deficate at the same time.

I just sharted in my pants!

shart by Jester Chester May 14, 2008

shart bubble 

A delightful variation of the shart when an especially thick batch of loose stool is inflated by an expelled fart to form a bubble outside of the anus.

I blew a 3 inch shart bubble before is popped and splattered all over Steve's face.

shart bubble by Monkey Sharts March 21, 2008

shorteh 

Shorteh is a slight slang term for Shorty, but in more of a cool, chilled out sense.

1. "Whatup Shorteh!"
2. "Hey Shorteh, fancy knockin boots!?"

shorteh by XM4ST3RX April 29, 2005

eat my shorts 

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

eat my shorts by Lexi d August 30, 2009