tiwid

this is way i die ty-veed - a simple response to something funny and unrelatable.

Someone: "Bro, someone crashed into a McDonalds on a toilet with wheels this morning"
Bro: "tiwid real"

Someone: "Bro, a teenager died to a heart attack after masturbating 48 times last week"
Bro: "tiwid real"
Homie: "WHO TF COUNTE-"

by mythrézia February 11, 2024

Timid Syndrome

Timid Syndrome is a type of syndrome which makes you timid or sound unworthy of something around your friends or your crush. This syndrome is usually curable by making yourself sound more confident and putting yourself out there more. Though the cure is uncertain, it may work.

Me: Man, Dave's dunks look good, I'm going to ask them where he got them.
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Timid flour lotus

The process of making and eating a cake inside of a vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal

Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting

Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it

Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina

Let’s make a timid flour lotus tonight wanda

by Frodo dojo April 22, 2024

Tiptida

always requires help from ChatGPT and teachers because she cant think for herself. Imagine copying someones topic and still flopping. Our ATAR will be higher. Mark my words.

When I first saw Tiptida, my eyes were blinded by her forehead grease.

by JaylaJuniorLovesWorms May 15, 2024

tigidness

to beto be very tig when only being tig will do

iv never met someone with that much tigidness in my life!

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Indian Tipi

When 1 or more people get together under a big blanket to smoke weed, so that no smoke can escape.

We found an old blanket in Nate's truck, and we decided to pitch an Indian Tipi in the back seat.

by Simon Hughs October 13, 2012

Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.

She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.

by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017