checking under the hood

Slang - female masturbation. Hood being the clitoral hood.

After smelling my armpits, Sally spent the rest of the afternoon checking under the hood.

by Droolcavity March 22, 2005

Checking on the flop

The ultimate showing of weakness.

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.

by PepFarm January 26, 2010

Checker of The Vibes

if you dont pass the vibe check you die

You cant escape Checker of The Vibes

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

Checking on the dog

When a guy and a girl make an unbelievably obvious attempt to slip away from social activities in order to have a make-out sesh.

Mike: Dude, I can't believe Brenda doesn't know about Dylan and Kelly.
Krista: Yeah, they have totally been checking on the Dog.

by Team Gellin October 20, 2008

checks all the boxes

If you say "it checks all the boxes", you mean that it shows you very clearly the truth about a situation or someone's feelings. That something says it all.

"He listens to Adele and wears pink shirts."

"Checks all the boxes."

by Sushiaraziel November 26, 2016

Checking out the goods

Looking to see if something or someone is worth your time

I was in the club checking out the goods. I was at the party and checking out the goods on the grill

by Beast of the east 74 February 11, 2019

playing checkers with the cat

A slang term used to describe female masturbation.

Jenna is at home playing checkers with the cat.

by melvis43 December 3, 2009