forbes spanker

A prostitute hired by a rich person to engage in some s&m.

A forbes spanker was hired by Trump who then spanked his ass with a forbes magazine.

by LostFido January 23, 2018

Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

by Carlz.t August 19, 2021

Hankerin for a shankerin

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.

Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"

by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013

Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.

Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

by Exiled Ninja of the Forests March 3, 2014

Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017

slanker

a brother or sister, close friend

sup slanker?

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004

Spankenfest

A festive holiday traditionally held on the last Saturday in October. (Actually, the holiday begins at 2 pm on Saturday and concludes at 2 am on the following Sunday morning.)

The spirit of Spankenfest actually applies and attaches throughout the year, as adherents (celebrants) proclaim that everyday is Spankenfest.

The holiday is said to relate back to the legend of DMO and the quest for discipline in a world gone mad with chaos.

Let's start making plans now for next year's Spankenfest celebration. In fact, let's enjoy a little bit of Spankenfest each day!

by Apas Mara December 9, 2008