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staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.
Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.
by mkpk May 17, 2018
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staped

"i staped this guy really badly i bet he is so mad"
by yeet 09 March 23, 2019
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Stapletit

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p
"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"
by HarryPython April 16, 2019
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Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.
Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook
by Gobnugget September 11, 2019
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staplehead

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them
example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead
by pywowo October 13, 2019
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Stapler

Thing that can substitute to condom. Uncircumcised guys would know.
I forget to bring condom so she use the stapler to staple the extra skin
by Pseudophamine February 28, 2020
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staledurags

a spam page on ig that is weird asf but is savage AF. he belongs on world star!
yeah i used to follow staledurags but not anymore he’s cool but too SAVAGE AF for me!
by Thatotherguy123 December 6, 2020
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