by bruhlarke September 2, 2022
Get the Squirting and farting mug.When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023
Get the Skipping Rocks mug.by woahimbomb April 10, 2009
Get the Speed Skipping mug.The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.
Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!
Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"
Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"
Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
by Douchenator108 March 14, 2011
Get the swole skipping mug."Did you guys see that sly dog keg slipping like pro last night?"
"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"
"Hard. Ain't no one keg slip like that"
by b0gal0 May 11, 2014
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