Toxic shocker

The act of giving an ordinary shocker to a woman, getting fecal matter on your pinky and then reversing the position of your fingers (reverse shocker). Resulting in a UTI or other infection.

I got tired of this nasty bitch always coming around for sex so I gave her the toxic shocker. That bitch got a UTI and had blood coming outta her pussy.

by LeeKeybum February 17, 2020

southpaw shocker

The act of doing the Shocker during sex but instead of your hand you use your big toe and your pinky toe

Broke my hand last week while skating so now I have to hit her with the Southpaw Shocker

by Southpaw Sipper June 17, 2021

German Shocker

It’s the shocker but a step further. 2 fingers in the pink (pussy) and 1 in the stink (asshole) one proceeds to take the finger that was in the asshole and wipe the dingle berries or shit stain over their lip giving the Adolfo hitler or dirty sanchez impression.

“Last night during fore play I hit my girlfriend with the German shocker. She was surprised when she looked up and saw Adolf Shitler.”

by Sexy pair February 5, 2022

SOCKerifice

name given to a sock used to wipe your ass in a public toilet because there was no toilet paper and you forgot to check beforehand, see also: Charles Bukowski: women

oh dude the toilet gods were angry, i had to make a "SOCKerifice"

by jim griffith April 6, 2011

The Shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper.

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch.

If you don't get it, crawl out from under that rock.

by Helvis September 9, 2003

shocker

Two in the Bush, and one in the Cheney

When you don't want to cock her, give her the shocker.

by The Kid Doc D December 28, 2005

Reverse Shocker

Just like the regular Shocker, but more potent, as the number of digits in the pink and stink are flip-flopped. So it becomes two in the poo one in the goo.

"Duuuude my girlfriend said I couldn't use the shocker on her, so I whipped out the Reverse Shocker on her ass"

"I think I hate you."

by SeanJL January 14, 2008