A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.
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A female who is notorious for having sex w/o protection, often displayed by on the number of children sucking on her tits. The number of children she totes.
by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009
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If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H May 4, 2005
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It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
by Maciasz November 28, 2020
Get the Spermiage mug.After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.
"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."
"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"
"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"
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That is, to remove the thread.
That is, to remove the thread.
Frank: Hey, have you been to <insert internet forum here> lately?
Johan: No, Frank, I heard that place dropped into Spergatory two years ago.
Johan: No, Frank, I heard that place dropped into Spergatory two years ago.
by TumorousCock February 23, 2011
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