Self-diagnosed

Someone who 100% definitely has some sort of mental disorder simply because they say they do. Any attempts to quash this will be immediately shot down since nothing beats a self-diagnosed 14 yr old with mobile service.

Billy: Dude I am self-diagnosed with depression
Jake: No you're not
Jake proceeds to die since he has angered the mob of 14 year olds

by loolololollololoolo69 March 25, 2019

self-entitlement

A feeling that one deserves more than one actually does.

K-Fed has such a sense of self-entitlement!

by weirdpersontotherescue March 7, 2011

Seforis Face

Adjective.

Used to describe a guy that has a great body but a face that looks like it was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick.

Seforis is an abbreviation of the words "except for his".

He's got a nice body seforis face.

Laquanda was eager to meet her blind date, but lost interest when she finally laid eyes upon his seforis face.

or

Michael Phelps has a perfect body seforis face.

by cyberobotic September 2, 2010

Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

by Pale Rider August 28, 2007

self-reliant

relying upon oneself

I am self-reliant for food, shelter, clothing, internet, phone, books, tuition, insurance, taxes, car payments, gas, maintenance, and entertainment expenses.

by KendallH March 17, 2015

self-love

I learned that you should always love your body and love your style. You are perfect just the way you are, and if someone says you aren't, they're just trying to pick a fight because they're jealous and they want to make you look bad. You are AMAZING! God created you to be the person you are, and he made you perfectly. Don't ever doubt your beauty. And anyways, outer beauty is worthless without raw inner beauty.

Self-love is very important these days.

by writerpeep November 23, 2018

selfie

Taking a picture of yourself like a idiot with swag

idiot 1: Let's take a SELFIE
idiot 2: DUCK FACE #YOLO!

by #SWAG #YOLO #IDIOT May 8, 2014