Diversion Selfie

The act of taking a selfie with a misleading caption. Often done to make the perpetrator feel less ridiculous for uploading a blatant attention seeking picture of their semi-naked body.

Diversion Selfie example...
Caption: Loving my new hair
Picture: A down-shot of a cleavage with hair either side. (Main focus on the cleave)

by Miss Rant A Lot July 23, 2015

thirst selfie

When a person constantly post a large number of selfie pictures just to have people like/comment on them

Did you see that girl we work with? She posted another Thirst Selfie online

by IResQu December 25, 2015

narcie selfie

See selfie A narcie selfie is 3 or more photos posted on facebook or myspace in a group. Showing ones narcissistic vanity.

Yo, did you see Barbara's Facbook post of her weekend trip? She narcie selfie'd the entire trip.

by treehugr April 22, 2013

Sandor selfie

Taking a picture of ones penis, preferably in a classroom

Send me a sandor selfie

by Ennieknol July 4, 2022

junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014

South Selfie

A selfie of the nether region of the body.

That guy is weird! He is always sending me and my friends south selfies. Nobody wants to see his junk!

by SullieMarie June 22, 2016

Selfie-Aholic

A Selfie-Aholic is usually found with a smartphone glued to ones hand And making a duck face or some other type of face. Most selfie-aholics are 12-25ish. More and more teenage girls are becoming addicted as we speak. They tend to spend a lot of time on twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.

Person 1: "Why does that girl keep making really fucked up faces like that? Is she okay??"

Person 2: *looks over at the girl and sees the iPhone she's grasping onto. * "Ah no.. It seems she is a selfie-Aholic".

by Mermaid😘 March 27, 2015