scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

by F November 5, 2002

SCOUSER

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.

"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"

by Paul April 4, 2005

mobility scooter bird

A human female that happens to be ugly in appearance.

Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.

by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011

Scooter Fagg

A person who rides a scooter for any reson other than as an effective means of transportation. (If using a scooter as an effective of transportation though, you must not enjoy or you will become a scooter fag). (Not to be confused with the scooter which is similar to a motorbike)

A scooter fagg is someone who thinks that they are cool because they ride a scooter.

If you ever see a convoy of scooter faggs it is widely accepted to stop what ever you are doing and point and laugh.

Billy is a scooter fagg because he rides scooters at skate parks.

by Wintah November 28, 2010

scouser

Not from Newcastle

As in from Liverpool

by piabju April 8, 2003

Scooter fag

Some gay cunt who rides a scooter and is always talking about what tricks they can do.

Josh: I can finger whip flat now
Me: shut up scooter fag

by Sarrgy April 25, 2019

SCOUSER

An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.

I'm a Scouser and we won the Capital of Culture, Giz a grant mate

by Trent Bretton October 11, 2007