kick my nipples

The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).

"I want him to lick my nipples!"
"Lets text him." 'kick my nipples..'
"oops"

by SmoothyBoothy June 30, 2008

Nipplesauce

Something you say at a restaurant to get your waiter/waitress' attention

You: More Nipplesauce!

Waiter: Is there something you need?

by yeahyeaheah April 2, 2011

nippless

seeing bare breasts but not the nipples

dam! another nippless picture.

by garence July 31, 2011

Nippleslosh

What you sometimes could consume while sucking big titties. Tastes exactly like a blue raspberry icee from 7-Eleven.

When I got laid, the nippleslosh from my girls tit dripped into my penis and now I have cancer.

by BigBootyChimpBoy January 14, 2019

Shiz nipples

When you are frustrated or disappointed, you yell this.

"shiz nipples, we had homework!?"

by Clontarf January 20, 2012

vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014

twisty nipples

A term originated by jacksepticeye meaning ready mad or committed.

Oh my twisty nipples are so twisty! I am ready for this spaghetti!

by Klepto Zach November 16, 2015