mogumbie

noun.

1.A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
Usage: Often used as a placeholder for a relevant or appropriate insult

tr. verb. - mogumbied, mogumbying, mogumbies

adj. - mogumbie
Usage: mogumbie may only modify the noun Baby

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Origin: Middle English mugombeh

noun.

1. Stfu mogumbie.
2. Wtf mogumbie.
3. Put on your baby hat, mogumbie.

tr. verb.

1. Stop mogumbying around mogumbie.
2. Gah, that negro mogumbied us up.

adj.

1. Stfu mogumbie baby

by Fhqwhgads June 12, 2003

mondus

Adjective, big, large, of great proportion and cool, awesome, or outstanding.

Dude, that air that you just got was really mondus. Wow! Look at that bus, it is so mondus.

by nick April 6, 2005

Monfuckintana

1.Monfuckintana is the name used for "Montana" by all of the hardcore Montanans. Usually users of this term are into an extreme sport, such as snowboarding, mountain biking, rock climbing, etc.

Where are you from? Monfuckintana!

This ain't California, this is Monfuckintana, bitch!

by WizardofMontana March 26, 2013

Le Mong

A session that practises the art of Mong, which is to enter a relaxed state of mind whilst listening to music, often involving alcohol consumption and like minded company.

Fancy coming over for a Le Mong session?

Le mong condemns your happy hardcore ways child!

by anglefiction December 19, 2008

eBay mong

Someone who has no understanding of the actual value of the product in question being sold on eBay.

I can't believe this eBay mong bought my second-hand headphones for £199 on my eBay auction with £30 p&p. They're on Amazon for £150, brand new with free postage and packaging. What an eBay mong.

by Jockey Thomas January 30, 2010

briefcase mong

A phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.

Jay: Alright briefcase mong?

Will: I am here you know.

by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011

mong out with my schlong out

to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care

monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick

person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?

person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out

peson a: ahhh good call!

by cboi blad April 20, 2009