Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.

Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.

by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016

moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 17, 2017

Moist Wipe

During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed

I didn't just eat that pussy it I gave myself a moist wipe.

by the real poop ninja May 15, 2010

Moist Todd

A name for a friend or acquaintance that always backs out on plans due to inclement weather.

Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?

No, he said it's raining to harshly.

Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!

by capnnarcolepsy March 24, 2011

Moist Gremlin

When you eat a twinkie out of someones butthole

Jarret and Nick where so drunk they decided to get naked and give eachother moist gremlins

by ShishuJohnny April 26, 2012

Moist marshmello

This game can only be done in a public restroom. When a group a people play soggy biscuit with a marahmello, but the winner puts it in his mouth first and is then passed down until it gets to the loser who has to eat it.

Moist marshmello, isn't that what your dad keeps asking me to play

by Ogga booga booga robbed April 23, 2019

moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 10, 2017