Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.

Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.

by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010

the maple man

the maple man is canadian he who speaks portuguese and still lives in the trees and is normally impersonating the vietnamese hes coming for your motherfucken knees

watch out jimmy the nun "the maple man" coming

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

shady maple

A long white dick

Hey I heard Devin has a huge dick!
Yea he had a major shady maple

by temujin77 May 14, 2015

maple feaver

That one person in your group that has a special fetisch for Canadian girls / guys.

Is that it Butters? You have Maple Feaver?

by AbdulKarimBoroshoodson October 9, 2016

Maple Candy

An attractive Canadian

An attractive Canadian walks into a bar in L.A.: American: "Hey, look at that Maple Candy"

by Maple Candy Gaming October 22, 2018

Maple Haze

A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.

Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.

by Penguin mckenna October 14, 2015

Maple Helicopter

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.

Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!

by J Suave September 28, 2022