Maleficent

Out of all the Disney Villans, Maleficent is an evil Fairy. In the cheap Disney adoption of the 1959 animated movie Sleeping Beauty she was pisst that she didn't get to go to Princess Auroa's birthday day party, so she made a retarded treat saying, when the princess has her 16th Birthday she'd die from getting her figure pricked from the spindle of a spinning wheel.

Like Darth Vader, she had a pretty bad temper and sometimes killed a random number of henchmen. She uses a long rod with a crystal ball on top of it to use her evil magic. Maleficent also was responsible for kidnapping the Prince Phillip. But later on in the movie the Prince is rescued from the "three goodie fairies." Then Maleficent turned herself into a dragon and tried to kill the prince but she died and got stabed by a sword.

Maleficent is not as evil or bad as any other type of Disney Villains such as Jafar, Ursalla, or Hades. Other villains just as bad as her that are non-Disney are Darth Vader, Palpatine, Chief Blue Meanie, or maybe even Evillene.

"I think Darth Vader and Maleficent would have made a great couple, she is a Sith too, isn't she. Although her name should be changed to Ele Vader."

by phantom5 September 18, 2005

Vaginal Malaria

Vaginal Malaria is the manifestation of the disease caused by the paracyte Plasmodium Falcipirum on a woman's vagina.

1. Dude, don't do it. She's got bad vaginal malaria. Trust me, I know. YUK!
2.
Girl: My pussy is ichy and is oozing some sort of puss.
Friend: That's some nasty vaginal malaria girl!

by Dr Ron Jeremy April 4, 2005

Maleism

Maleism (Noun)
(male-ism)

Any action or habit common among men that annoys females.
This action or habit is uncommon to females.

Used in a sentence:
My husband has more maleisms than I knew! (Noun)
He made a very maleistic choice by cutting in front of the other driver. (Adverb)

Examples of maleisms:
- Aggressive driving
- Forgetting dates (such as birthdays and anniversaries)
- Refusing to shower at camp simply because he is at camp

CC June 09, 2009
Thunder Bay, Ontario
Ms. Kwaka

by English Lover June 9, 2009

Malewife

Aviaya in his natural habitat

Person A-“you seen that house husband around”
Person B-“I think the term you’re looking for is “Malewife””

by Fathertime January 31, 2022

malebrity

The term "malebrity" describes those individuals who intrude on the public consciousness to a degree that's impossible to ignore but who are in truth too awful to be called "celebrities."

Casey Anthony is a malebrity, as is Charlie Sheen

by LogoLady August 23, 2011

maerine

She loves to laugh and have fun, compulsive Spender, she lies a lot to make herself look good. Attracted to abusive guys no money no car of Their Own.

Maerine loves to have fun.

by Freedomtruth January 15, 2017

malewife

Other wise known as malewifemikemorton people who are malewifes are dumb bimbos that cant seen to fucking kite properly in idv ranked game mode

hey get a load of that guy, hes a malewife
man he must be bad at rank

by naibsubbedar June 29, 2021