Luking

To slap someone across the face with your dick. Normally explained by, 'But it was an accident!' or 'It was only one time!'

Person one: Didn't that girl dump you for luking her?
Person two: But it was only one time!

by Mimi27 July 16, 2011

Lowing the Mawn

When you screw up at doing one of the easiest, if not THE easiest job in the world; Mowing the Lawn. To Low one's Mawn, one has to deliberately fuck up the process by any means. In the aftermath, you may get yo ass beat, but it'll be worth it in the end once the job is done and revenge is paid.

"Having fun Lowing the Mawn, Jacob?" Jared asked his brother, who was getting back at his dad for destroying his XBox.
"Tons of fun!" he replied, destroying the mower with no mercy

by RedRabbit1987 March 4, 2019

Ludington Syndrome

When you believe a girl wants you and your schlong, without ever having talked to her.

"Mia Khalifa wants my cock bro!"
"Oh shit, he's got Ludington Syndrome again."

by Dantenicoletti February 20, 2020

ludwin

Superior to ludwig

Ludwin

by A. R Shiting June 24, 2021

Monika Lewinsky

The best thing that ever happened to President Clinton.

Bill Clinton: I love my wife Hillary
Monika Lewinsky: What about me?

by thecrazycatten March 29, 2020

lewinsky

1. An excuse used by desperate right-wing politicians to undershadow the fact that even a political moderate has been proven to be far better for the economy and most social and environmental issues than any conservative president before or after.
2. A blow job.
3. A media whore.

1. Wow, John Kerry is up in the polls because he's exponentially more intelligent than our piece-of-shit candidate? We need a Lewinsky! Call the swift boat vets!
2. Your mom gave me a nice Lewinsky last night.
3. Paris Hilton is such a Lewinsky...

by Andy January 23, 2006

Lubinator

a superhero who has the super lubrication powers.

Have no fear! The Lubinator is here!

by El Nicko June 2, 2008