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libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey
Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.
by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020
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libertarian christmas

The day che Guevara was shot by Bolivian soldiers. We celebrate by taking a shot of whiskey
Merry libertarian Christmas!!
What?
The day that racist murderer che Guevara was shot.
by HangryMasterb8r October 9, 2020
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Libertarianism

What no pussy does to a person.
Person 1: "Have you ever had relations with a woman?"

Person 2: "No, I subscribe to Libertarianism."
by SigmaBallsLigmaBalls November 5, 2021
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Batesian Libertarianism

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.
by SifuBates June 23, 2021
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Libertarian

If untrustworthiness and patronizing behaviour (i.e. apparently kind or helpful but betraying a feeling of delusional superiority or ulterior motive to serve selfish interest(s); condescending) was a political philosophy and in some jurisdictions an actual party.

Untrustworthiness, would you trust an individual that learned to talk through a publicly funded school system to be competent enough to philosophize and day dream Libertarianism and convey it to others. Only to turn around, only after they've experienced their free education, to say it's meaningless explicitly or intrinsically through lying, en evidence trying to deny everyone that comes up after them, through the system, the privilege of that system. But going through the additional nefarious step of looking remorselessly in the face and say "i'm trying to help you." That's either psychotic and unchecked asocial or confidence artistry (i.e. con artistry at it's lowest common denominator). If you do, you're gullible.

At this point in our openness, the Furries should not be shy in starting a Political Movement. Because if the Libertarians can do it, the Furries generally have more character and compassion.
Job Applicant comes into a business to hand in her CV:

Manager: "I'll take your resume. Did you know the owner is involved in the Libertarian Movement"

Applicant: "I'll have my resume back, I only have so many of these and I don't to waste them."
by DodoEinstein June 27, 2021
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Libertarian

A modern day liberal/ communist/ socialist, etc. that claims to be anti-government/ anti-fascist/ anti-establishment. These people also tend to parrot and embrace all establishment/ media talking points and narratives that are demonstrably detrimental, in live time, to their own country.
Libertarian- “Chad attended the legalize-all-drugs and prostitution rally to preserve liberty in his country.”
by Lala1992 June 30, 2021
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Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.
by мастер Бейтс July 1, 2021
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