Holden Craptiva

An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'

Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva

by MoronHater July 23, 2016

Cum-a-holic

A person who loves to swallow cum or semen.
Someone who loves to have someone else cum in their face or other body parts.
A person who is infatuated with cum.

After I give my guy Happy Head, I love to swallow his cum. I'm such a cum-a-holic!
She lets her dude cum all in her face and she enjoys it... What a cum-a-holic!
My cum-a-holic boyfriend likes my vaginal fluids to smother his face when he's giving me Happy Head.

by JasminePRain September 25, 2014

Hold it down

To maintain someone or to 'hold someone down'.

Meaning to keep someone interested and committed to you without showing hesitation on your part. If youre not holding them down, you ain't trying, it can lead to them leaving your lazy a**

Drake: "she held it down, so she got a Mercedes"
Them: "oh okay"

Friend: "why did you break up with mark?"
Her: "He's so flaky, he just doesn't know how to hold it down"

by Ruran Triphis November 15, 2019

hollywood cold

cocaine sniffles

does that porn star have the flu?
no it's just a hollywood cold

by imustkill January 27, 2011

Holland in 2030

A shaved pussy and female genitalia region that is extremely wet and aroused, just like the effect of climate change on Holland in the near future.

That sex was so hot last night.

I know! Your vagina was Holland in 2030. And those orgasms!

by Enlightened Lucid Dreamer 100 May 24, 2018

Holocooze

A female social-media grifter who uses her Jewish identity as the principal means to substantiate her pseud-intellectual persona and/or political aspirations.

The de facto chairperson of the immigration policy board, who was also its most vociferous member, was an unabashed Holocooze who prefaced her arguments with a lengthy jeremiad about the travails allegedly suffered by her grandparents in 1930s Germany.

by JebediahSpringfield88 December 14, 2022

Holocuck

An politician or social media personality who conforms his or her viewpoint to a model that excludes any discussion of Jewish influence in media, politics or finance so as to ensure continued backing from his financiers.

Faced with the pressures of personal as well professional cancellation, even the most outspoken of alternative media personalities will eventually capitulate to the will of their paymasters, to wit, will become Holocucks who do whatever their ultimate bidding.

by JebediahSpringfield88 December 15, 2022