Show-Horsing

When a Gay man dates or even marries a woman to distract from his obvious relationship with another man. This is from the fact that a show horse isn't typically the one ridden the most.

"Yo, have Steve and Claire even slept together?"
"Dude, don't you know? Steve is totally Show-Horsing, he's been going out with Matt for months"

by Danchisco12 March 26, 2021

elder herding

The practice of shuttling your older parents or relatives from place to place because they cannot drive or have mobility issues, and associated with the difficulty and added time that takes.

Taking my parents to the pharmacy and grocery store was a frustrating exercise in elder herding.

by websherpa June 10, 2021

sexual horsing

Sexual horsing is when an horse keeper gets out of control and decides to molest a horse

Dude bella over there is sexual horsing

by rape artist December 26, 2021

Dirty Herring

Using sardine oil for lube.

Me and my girl did the Dirty Herring last night now the cat won't stop following her around

by Thefisherman02 August 18, 2022

Josiah herrington

he has a MASSIVE horse c 0 c k and is so good at using it

WOW josiah herrington has a big d! ck that he àn aled me with

by YourMothersHot November 11, 2022

East Herrington primary

Good school but has tards like liam

East Herrington primary is bad

by Mandude123569 February 25, 2023

Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023