Gomer

Noun- A person or persons who displays an inability to function within normal social situations without being a nuisance, bother or generally an ass. It requires both an inability to function physically and mentally and should be used in describing a person or persons who possess both. Idiot references mental. Klutz references physical. Gomer encompasses both. A person who is not only an idiot, but has the physical ability to try to own it and inevitably fail.
Originally arose in connection to 60's iconic TV character Gomer Pyle.

George W. Bush is the prototypical gomer.

by PseudonymIITheSecondComing December 14, 2008

gomble

To make a quick decision to take a risk in a clutch situation

*With one stock at 125% playing as Mr. Game and Watch*
"Fuck it, GOMBLE!"
*Runs up, side-B's , and gets a '9'*

by Madoculos October 11, 2016

Gomer

A huge pile (in reference to Gomer Pyle) or line of any powder-type of substance that is to be snorted or inhaled using a straw into the nostril.

I've only been doing small lines lately, so I figured I was ready to step it up by snorting a gomer.

by PURRfection December 15, 2018

Gimley

The act of being licked up the entire length of your face. This is a true act of love that a Mom bestows on her offspring.

The mom quitely snuck up on her sleeping son & bestowed a loving wet gimley on his cheek.

by Kettle bell chick November 28, 2010

Goleming

Sitting in a dark room for days on end watching whole seasons of TV shows alone.

"Dude, you have to come out with us tonight. You have been Goleming pretty hard."
"Can't. Must finish my Breaking Bad. My precious."

by I'mTotallyNotDave August 26, 2013

gole

the sexiest person alive

That girl over there is definitely a gole!

by youngmaplsmarryme November 22, 2020

Rusty Goblet of Fire

A Rusty Goblet of Fire is when your having anal sex with a girl/guy and right when your about to cum you stick it in their mouth then grab their hair and yank their head back causing them to gargle the cum in mouth.

*** You must be a redhead (firecrotch) and be having butt sex in order for this to be considered the Rusty Goblet of Fire.

Gee wiz Ron, I think I got tetanus from that Rusty Goblet of Fire you gave me last night.

by Harry Ilikeitinthebut July 9, 2010