fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.

Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)

by legalpwn January 7, 2010

Fousting

British slang term for disgusting. Absolutely revolting - although this is often exaggerated to show huge dislike for something.

That dude's shoes are so fousting!

Ugh, I never eat brocolli. It's fousting.

by Gravitee April 13, 2010

Flowstianity

Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is bro and chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one day in the game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro's skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.

Player 1: What religion are you?
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!

by Flohommad AlBroseph January 4, 2012

floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.

Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”

by spicybruv June 4, 2018

flouting

fake flirting/ flirting as a joke

Are you flouting with him?
Are you flouting with her?

by pickadicka. August 26, 2020

Foust

1. To One Up Someone or Something
2. Ridiculous or Obvious Exaggeration
3. To Live In a False Reality

Dude, I got laid by a hot latina this weekend" "Oh, yah. Well I got laid by two virgin oriental twins." "Your Fousting me right?

by Thomas S. Gosh April 13, 2011

flusterpate

v. combination of fluster, constipate, and frustrate.

To overwhelm to the point of mental breakdown

On her ride home, Mary was cut off by a truck driver. Having had an already bad day, this last incident so flusterpated her that she had to pull over and cry.

by Marc December 11, 2003