awkward eater

When a group of people are together and there is food and no one is talking and nobody is eating and one person decides to eat. The resulting crunching is then amplified.

Awkward eater...

by DiSK151712 July 18, 2010

Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water

“Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019

Towel Eater

A species of humans that are known to take a white, bleached towel, stick half of it in their mouths, and chew on it for hours while at a gym. When they change machines, they change which side of the towel they "eat".

"I went to the gym today and saw a group of towel eaters! It was gross!"

by ToyStorier. January 16, 2010

wall eater

someone who eats walls for fun, specifically dry ones

darn there he goes again. such a wall eater

by asdbee August 22, 2020

Coochie eater

Someone who eats a person coochie.

Hey bro I just ate Sarah cooch it’s was really dry.
Damn bro your a coochie eater ….

by Mycumsockisfull08 August 30, 2021

Cricket eater

Someone who enjoys the simple life

Some people are just fine being cricket eaters their whole lives

by Mxprd April 22, 2018

dovato eater

Junkies and whores that are on dovato an HIV prevention medication.
Another word for the average leftist

See the way she acting she def eating dovato. That’s a dovato eater

by Peter pasta June 20, 2023