CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.

Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"

by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017

Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.

We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

crumbleton

when you have too much apple crumble, that you just start going ballistic and just hitting everything and everyone

Reymonde - fucking hell why is Desmonde just hitting people in the back of the head
Jimmonde - because hes absolutely crumbleton
Reymonde - Apple?
Jimmoned - correct
Reymonde - thats fair to be honest, little old June doesnt deserve a battering though.

by trimmiganlover November 15, 2019

Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

Cumples

;the sexy dimple’s certain women have on their lower back just above their derrière, that one can fill with Cum hence Cum + Dimple’s = Cumples.

Cummer: Bruh I totally overflowed that slut over there’s Cumples a while back, I enjoyed it immensely!
Bruh: Dude that’s my Sister you SOB!
Cummer: You don’t say, huh what are the odds?

by Vendetta Fist April 16, 2021

crumpetto

crumpets loves sasha from aot and is a great artist !

here’s crumpetto defined

“do you know crunpetto ?!”
“yeah i do !! did you know they’re in love with hop pop alongside sasha ??”
“WOW i didn’t know that”

by sumireslover September 15, 2021

crumpeting

driving on the left side of the road to mock the British

Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.

by WaterNotWet November 27, 2021