Cockroach

Crabs.

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!

by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

cockroachin'

lurking around the room/house in the early morning hours, usually after a long night of raging. lurking can mean anything from going on the computer to making some food. a form of sleep walking.

bruce, stop cockroachin' it, i'm tryin to sleep.

what are you doing? cockroachin'.

by G I noah July 29, 2011

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009

cockroach

Very disgusting bug that eats one's food.

There was a cockroach.

by JulianDB January 14, 2017

Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.

kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH

by Rloger April 17, 2010