computicles

(Noun) 1. A computer's testicles 2. The most vulnerable place on a computer 3. A good thing to grab while yelling "Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!"

Listen you pile of transistors. Either you play that MP3 that I downloaded legally from iTunes on a different computer or I will grab you by the computicles and throw you out the fucking window and replace you with a turntable! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GO BACK TO VINYL!!!!

by ramon_omar August 6, 2010

Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

Computerly challenged

Describes people who are above the level of computer illiterate, but still have problems grasping basic functionality on a PC.

You have to unzip the file before you can open it! Oh my god mom, you're so computerly challenged.

by norwegianNerdfaces April 24, 2016

Computer Tired

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.

I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!

by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018

Computerdora

A computer with all the stupidity from Dora. Has Dora skin on it, and has Dora face on it.

Me: COMPUTERDORA! SEARCH UP FOOD!
Computerdora: ok, heres some images of ''swiper"
Me: NOOOOOOO

by holy shot November 30, 2018

Computedmoon707

Very cool youtuber
Certified "pro gamer"
Hates pipe organs, Indianapolis state park system, scented candles and the word "insightful"
Plays on DyceCraft SMP

Likes the atmosphere

Believes Quebec does not exist

"Ayo bruh, have you seen the new "Computedmoon707 " video?" "Yeah it was very 😎epic😎"

by Computedmoon707 November 4, 2021

To Computize

To do anything on a computer.

I computized my essay yesterday.
I like to computize with my friends.
I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.

by Big Man Mac March 16, 2008