Campstipation

Fear of using public ablution facilities at a camp ground.

After three days of camping, he was suffering from sever campstipation and had to be rushed to a clean bathroom.

by mikesaidwhat March 7, 2013

compacho

Variation of "partner" or "friend." Combination of compadre and muchacho.

"Hey compacho, thanks for watching my dogs while I spent the night at my girlfriend's."

by TK$ January 8, 2014

Campsplaining

Fans of Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous explaining elements of the show to non-fans, as they think non-fans dislike it because they “just don’t understand how good it actually is”.

"Stop campsplaining the show to me, you're not going to change my mind."

by EvolutionSquare November 6, 2023

text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 19, 2009

here comes the brick

Meaning "You will shit a brick when you hear this next thing I'm going to say."

Billy: I just watched The Sixth Sense, and you better put on your Depends because here comes the brick, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Timmy: Lemme guess, you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

Billy: How'd you know that?

by indiancorn November 12, 2009

Software Company

A company that provides software to its costumers. In average software companies, the majority of employees is formed by programmers who provide the code to be compiled to the actual software product.

Microsoft is the most famous Software Company in the world.

by CodenameJoker November 6, 2013

#chi-comms

Abbreviation for Chinese Communists.

The President is currently in talks with the Chicomms about policies and trade embargos. #chi-comms

by Power1337 June 4, 2018