clitoris

Best substitute for chewing gum ever. Kinda hard to carry in your pocket, though...

This clitoris smells like fish pero tastes like chicken...

by Huidos January 6, 2004

Clitorisis

A large clilitros about the size of a penut.

Man she had a clitorisis!! it was scary.

by JeffnJelly December 27, 2010

ill-clitorate

- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.

"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."

by droit84 January 31, 2007

Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.

Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"

by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

clitoris

Nature's rubik's cube.

-Man, I can't figure out the whole clitoris shit.

-Yeah, I tried doing it in college, but gave up.

by big boy, sr. April 4, 2011

clitoris

The area above the vaginal hole.

Is the only organ that has no other object except for pleasure.

The clitoris alone has over eight thousand nerve endings compared to the penis which has only four thousand.

Sally was recieving so much pleasure while her clitoris was being rubbed. John wished he could feel such pleasure.

by jakememate March 15, 2011

clitoris

Some silly Greek island.

"What're you doing dear?"
"Planning our trip to Clitoris, honey."

by Mr Funkypants April 25, 2006