A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.
by TheRedcoat April 2, 2009
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Larry asked his girlfriend for anal sex on such a consistent basis it became clear to her he was a closet clinger.
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
"Oh for Christ's sake, I wish Jim would just stop closet clinging and stop using my sister as a ploy to come across as heterosexual" (friend repilies) "Fuck yeah, he's always such a moody bitch every time our family gets together I wish he would just stop closet clinging too!"
"Get outta my ass you dirty closet clinger"
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When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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by sara burns January 2, 2009
Get the stage five clinger mug.Saying to a giants fan: "Did you know? The giants have the worst record in the NFL."
The giants fan responds: "Man thats such a peice of clinket. I don't wanna hear that."
The giants fan responds: "Man thats such a peice of clinket. I don't wanna hear that."
by rusassy November 20, 2010
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You also have to spend years in a row playing for no reason but to make your fingers numb
There is also a sequel coming out that, as stated in the trailer, literally nobody asked for it
You also have to spend years in a row playing for no reason but to make your fingers numb
There is also a sequel coming out that, as stated in the trailer, literally nobody asked for it
Person one: wanna play some minecraft?
Person two: no sry I just found a game where you click endlessly for no reason
Person one: woah!!! What is it called? That sounds lit
Person two: Clicker heroes
Person one: thanks bro I just got it on steam and spent all $3000 from my college savings on gems
Person two: ...
Person two: no sry I just found a game where you click endlessly for no reason
Person one: woah!!! What is it called? That sounds lit
Person two: Clicker heroes
Person one: thanks bro I just got it on steam and spent all $3000 from my college savings on gems
Person two: ...
by The dabzzy dab master October 18, 2017
Get the clicker heroes mug.A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"
*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
by yhmsdp00 August 11, 2009
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