Keep Calm and Chive On

A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.

"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."

by DiscreetGuest October 6, 2013

enhance your calm

Telling someone who is visibly upset to relax or chill out.

Suzie comes running in the bedroom and finds her husband Keith making passionate love to Sheryl. She starts to go ballistic yelling and screeming. Keith jumps to his feet and yells at her "enhance your calm".

by maka69 May 29, 2011

Keep Calm and Chive On

A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.

"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?

"No, because they're always fucking sold out."

by Kiki X. Grammarstone August 27, 2013

calm your horses

What tyler says

Miranda: "Im so worried! im not gonna finish this project! AHH!!"
Tyler: "CALM YOUR HORSES

by tylersexypants January 18, 2012

Judith Chalmers

A person who seldom turns up for appointments or work commitments.

Judith Chalmers is the British TV presenter that presents 'Wish You Were Here' holiday program. She travels to different parts of the world

Where's Judith Chalmers today? Taking another holiday.

by Aneka Beaver November 3, 2006

elounor calmlinson

IF YOU SHIP IT ILL-

definition: a shipping name referred to one direction member Louis Tomlinson (*whispers* STYLES) and Eleanor Calder. Some people think they're in love, some people want nothing to do with it, and others absolutely loathe it or they're in the larry side of the universe

TEXTING

kawaiixkylie: OMF BRI ELOUNOR CALMLINSON ARE LIKE SO OTP

britneytomlinson69: yAEH IKR IM ELOUNOR AF BC LARRY STYLINSON SUCKS (and bc bae needs a queen)

by favrocketship October 26, 2015

l'chaim

a jewish salutation meaning "to life!" Generally used during toasts.

"Mazel tav, it's a celebration bitches, l'chaim!
I wish for you a hundred years of success but it's my time
Cheers, toast to crime
Number one b-boy, chain nigga rhyme"

Jay Z, American Gangster "Roc Boys" 2007

by fresca December 15, 2007