The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.
"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"
by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012
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“Did you hear the blokes were in Napa last night?”
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by bigtrn January 8, 2021
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The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
by anonymous May 4, 2023
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Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.
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