“Beat” meaning utterly humiliate gage in full abidance of the rule of golf while hitting it MINIMUM 30 yards passed Gage every drive; all without $5000 irons.
A New Jersey slang term describing anything that really sucks. One can use it the same way another may use the word “ass” in the same context when saying “this shit is ass” or “that test was ass”. You can also say it to someone else who’s beat which is essentially the equivalent of saying “well that sucks” or “you’re shit out of luck”.
A rare hybrid of nerd and fully functional adult.
Allegedly a name found only in Switzerland—reserved exclusively for the most promising babies.
Known for working really hard as an awesome teacher while somehow maintaining a social life, emotional intelligence, and a surprising ability to touch grass regularly.
Often appears calm and composed, but may become highly competitive when board games or pub quizzes are involved. Prolonged exposure can lead to deep conversations, spontaneous adventures, and very solid life decisions.
Those lucky enough to get to know one tell stories of a man so undeniably “husband material” it’s almost suspicious he’s still single—some say it’s timing, others say he’s just been waiting for the right co-op partner.
Wait, he planned a hike, cookeddinner, and beat me at Mario Kart? Yeah… I think I just met a Beat.”